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berating me does
not help.
Last day today. Time to splash out :)



Why Do I Hate
Everything?


Ack, attack of the killer bong hit.
He was supposed to tell me when he got to the tumor clinic and he didnt. Does this boy live to worry me?!






steady pilot 'cause i'm half afraid.
YAY FOB TICKETS!

:D



All the Cool Kids
Have Pet Wallabies

C'mon! A day at the theater? This is the kind of wacky, timewasting nonsense I've been missing!

I'd like to get a glimpse of what my life will be like ten years from now, just to see if it's even worth staying alive.




I've dropped my mp3 player so many times  I think I gave it Parkinson's.
What a weird dream...
I'm still pretty
stoked that I got
the job....


Now it's his
turn to get one!



Apparently Nothing At All
You Don't See Me
I am sick of being used then ditched when someone else comes along.

Seriously i must have 'use me' written on my forehead
$
Your children look
delicious. I will crush their skulls with my mighty jaws.
NOM NOM NOM
NOM NOM NOM
$


I feel disgusted with myself.
damn, sounds like there's gonna be a motherfucken massive-ass storm this weekend.
SHIT.

I almost forgot we wanted pie or cake tonight. I'm glad there's pie crust, the cake is really chocolaty and sweet.
Work ftl :(


i can't sleep. damn medicine.
War endures.
As well ask men what they think of stone. War was always here.
Before man was, war waited for him.
Wow, even now the "cool" guys have been talking to me since the "popular" have been...

Does that mean I'm cool now? XD






He fell asleep on me!
Me & Glenn





The honey doesn't like me... in a kinda crystalised way.





I fucking love the Baywatch theme music!


He's her lobster ..

       How YOU doing?

I have a feeling that I am going to get raped tonight.

YAY!
XD



Favorite Alcoholic?



Ooo Olives!
*nom nom nom*
i hate being awake at three in the freaking morning.


gaaaaah!
Why the hell do I like this song?



I Spent Far Too Much Money Today.


the new zippo line is classy. i might have to get another one.

The Opposite of Love is NOT Hate.
It's iNDIFFERENCE



♪noir xing


If I ever fall in love again, my way of telling her should be, "I think I heart you."



Favourite non-alcoholic drink?



This Sucks


I'm gonna

call you now
because I need
some cheering up.

I'm gong to drink tea now.


"...and a surprisingly knowledgeable merchant of cabbage!"
Cannot be arsed to work today.


I wish you would just stop acting like I'm
still your girlfriend.
It won't do us good.

I really want those Tokidoki shoes..

I can imagine myself rarely wearing them though, because I wouldn't want them dirty... ><

I want to post another thought! So here it is.
*thinks*

I am a sexy beast!
I almost started crying when Sim Ben got pneumonia.
I didn't know swinging on the swings would almost kill my husband...
[Major guilt]
Burt's Bees lipstuff is the best.



i don't plan on going to college at all


The toilet paper in my house is WAY TOO THIN.


I'm so mad.. the A/C upstairs is broken and Andrew and I have to sleep downstairs on the couches. I want my beddddd. :/



now what?



PL fixed my notices page! Thanks! :D
Olives.
Yum!Yum!Yum!Yum!
Are.
Yum!Yum!Yum!Yum!
Yum!Yum!Yum!Yum!

Freaking.
Yum!Yum!Yum!Yum!
Delicious.



I hate hiccups!
*hiccup* *hiccup*
Grr I was in his bed with him, trying to get his attention, kissing his face, and he just wanted to watch the movie! How can anyone be so ridiculous and shy?!?!



Wtf. Fuck this. Bitch. I hate you Notemine.



Onions remind me of you. How romantic!

In the
d e a d of night ,
all of a s u d d e n ,
I c a n ' t  stop
t h i n k i n g
about you .
i love you george. :'(
my dorks are wonderful


Sometimes, suicide doesn't sound so bad.




I used to eat corners of book pages.



I found a little green lanturn in the fluff shop


I can't play 'Yellow Car' because I punch too hard. Wussies. Haha, just kidding. :)

Gorgeous times 8519
Gorgeous times 8520

You don't appear to be on, which is good; it might mean you're actually sleeping.
Sleep well.